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I only want to get old if my life is going to be like the Golden Girls.

And anyone who knows me, knows exactly which Golden Girl I will be one day.

I think that on 12/21/12 all electric power companies, water suppliers & cable TV operators should shut down for an hour to scare the crap outta people!

This would be hilarious! :-) I think that on all electric power companies, water suppliers & cable TV operators should shut down for an hour to scare the crap outta people!

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

i didn't make it to the gym today.. this is me man i need to do better!!.

Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

I'll admit it! hahaha.

I'll admit it! hahaha.

I'm very shy around people I don't know...which translated to people thinking I was/am a stuck up bitch for many years...oh well, their loss! ;)

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

Two things I know for certain in my life: I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

20 Grammar and Spelling Memes Only True Bookworms Will Appreciate

20 Grammar Memes Only True Bookworms Will Appreciate

This is what I think everytime I see all of those fake friends on my fb acting like they have the greatest life in the world! Bitch please!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

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