Cat Wars for the warm spot.--My friend thought putting a heating pad under the cat house was a nice thing to do. Little did my friend know the war she had just started. To the victor, goes the warm spot.
A grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.OMG kids crack me up! A few of these are priceless.