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I'm relieved that you pretended to not see me pretending not to see you to avoid awkward eye contact we both didn't want to have. Isnt that the truth!

I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)

joys of vodka

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

Happy #NationalMargaritaDay    It's time to relax and you deserve it!

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

my bad...

A good man is harder to find than a good wine!

You can find this in the "thinking of you" section on someecards.com.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I just got a manicure. don't make me slap a bitch.

definitely something I do - Your e   card

definitely something I do - Your e card MyBet

Yes! Ew! Two things that suck BADLY! The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never  even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.

hahahhahahaa

zarru.com

If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

OK Then

Haha, sad but true! FB stalking is the equivalent of a being a modern day Gladys Kravitz (Bewitched fans get the reference!

Haiku about getting out of bed.

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.

Tiffy Pop!  Here is the one you talking about, Ha ha, I freaking love it, snort snort!

"No officer my speech is not slurred.I'm just talking cursive"

Suga daddy

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Sharing our opinion is not gossip!

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It doesn’t surprise me anymore when someone says they only wear yoga pants; it surprises me when someone wears something other than yoga pants. I mean, WHY? 1. They are universally appropriate…

7 Reasons Yoga Pants Are A Mommy Must

Unless Wii Fit yoga counts.

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