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I'm relieved that you pretended to not see me pretending not to see you to avoid awkward eye contact we both didn't want to have. Isnt that the truth!

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Love..love..love this!

A good man really can do this, too. Well, not really a good man.

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

There are several ppl I can think of for this one

I will enroll in "Anger Management" classes when you enroll in "Shut The Fuck Up" and "Keep Your Fucking Nose Out Of My Business" classes.

Haha.. Yep so true

Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

best-memes: not anti social Best-memes in now... - stressfree

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Roses are red and violets are blue - http://jokideo.com/roses-are-red-and-violets-are-blue/

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.-- story of my life,

Now that is funny

by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* you may now kiss my ass.

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

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