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Oh my word! When I was little, I was convinced that my cousin's ceiling fan shadow was a witch coming to pull off my nose. Ever since then, the fear is gone, but my blanket is up over my nose.

Positive quotes about strength, and motivational

10 Inspirational Quotes Of The Day (521)

I'm not a one in a million kind of girl. I'm a once in a lifetime kind of Woman.

This one made me tear-up!  I just had a dream about my Dad two nights ago!  I always say, "Dad came to visit me last night!" when I dream of him.  Two nights ago, we had the kids at Hersheypark when he "visited", and we all had a blast!

When someone appears in your dream, that person misses you.hmmmm wonder if its true, cuz I've been dreaming about this person a lot

She’s been through a lot of heart aches, down falls, and people said bad things about her; and no matter how painful they may, she manages to handle it just fine. Description from carissajoygarcia.wordpress.com. I searched for this on bing.com/images

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Pretty sure this never works, but that doesn't stop me from doing it!

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answer. My life

@Jocelyn Wesolowski, not sure why this reminds me of you.... LOL.. it comes from love though.

Tact: for people who don't understand sarcasm or take themselves too seriously Sarcasm: for people who can read between the lines or don't know how to be serious Face Punch: for people who don't know when to stop being sarcastic

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

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