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im not a teenager but this is sooooo me!!!!!---> ikr!? I realize how similar I am to most teenagers and I've got about 2 years until

Teenager Post It may look like I'm having really deep thoughts but of the time I'm just thinking about what food I'm going to eat later.

You're all talk  and cellulite... And saggy boobs (yes I've seen) and wrinkles too.

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Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

OH MY GOD BUT A DEAF PERSON DOESNT KNOW WHAT A FART SOUNDS LIKE I NEVER EVEN THOUGH OF THAT I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER OMG

After laughing hysterically for about ten minutes, I just had to explain to my deaf cousin that farts make noise, after she let one rip in front of the guy she's been crushing on

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✿ Abundance Everywhere. Law of Attraction at work. This is THE SECRET ✿ ✿ Attract Abundance in Love, Wealth and Health ✿

funniest drunk texts ever

20+ Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent

Crying

I'm pregnant. This morning I told my husband to put the Oreos somewhere I couldn't reach them.he put them on the floor Brilliant!

Haha it works (especially when you’re never hungry!)

The margaritas may lead to an unhealthy amount of chips and queso though!

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.