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I need a little more 'fucked up fuckery' in my life.

Oh where is my hubby when I need him?? Lol :)

Oh where is my hubby when I need him? Lol :) I'd settle for Channing, too, tho.

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Funny OCD ADD Card

Funny OCD ADD Joke Picture Image Card - I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect but not for very long.

Or any type of cheese for that matter. We love Parmesan!  Learn more about cheese at the Minnesota Cheese Festival. Visit mncheesefest.com for more information.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

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Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look over at my husband and think.........man, he's lucky!

He is a lucky, lucky man!

If someone doesn't laugh at your "that's what she said" jokes, stop talking to them. You don't need that kinda negativity in your life! | Encouragement Ecard

If someone doesn't laugh at your 'that's what she said' jokes, stop talking to them. You don't need that kinda negativity in your life!jay is known for these jokes!

This is us talking over the phone:)

This is us talking over the phone:)

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McHardy Taylor farinacci A Fucking men!

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Free, Confession Ecard: I'm having one of those days where sounds, people's faces, and simply just being awake annoys me.

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Note from TeamMona: "Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart, don't fart."  All the more reason to do Pilates: so your pelvic floor sphincters stay strong and engaged while you lift! :-D

Note from TeamMona: "Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart, don't fart." All the more reason to do Pilates: so your pelvic floor sphincters stay strong and engaged while you lift!

I feel that being a smartass is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I feel that being a smartass is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.

Was this you in high school? #Life #LOL

My Mom thinks the opposite that I'm the bad influence and my friends are the angels

Why I'd love to go to the beach with you! Unless of course you look good in a bikini...in which case...fuck you.

In which case, fuck you

"Every look into a sharks eye, chiefy?

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