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All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

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"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

What do I have that a female Olympian doesn't? An awesome rack. - First ecard I've made!

Free and Funny News Ecard: What do I have that a female Olympian doesn't? An awesome rack.

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

Oh no! You don't like my post?! Just imagine if you saw all the ...

I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid. I know it isn't fucking necessary!

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women ...

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

(6) Moody, Mouthy and Bitchy

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

I guess that's why my Italian /Irish heritage gets me in trouble!

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.yep this is me!

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

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