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My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

Hoping my New Years Resolution will change my mind...lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

So true !

People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym.not worth it - Long live the couch potato!

rhum

Oh, they said run. I thought they said rum. Will run for rum!

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

I'm pretty certain that I've actually said this...lol...

I don’t argue Check out 25 more hilarious ecards!...

funny ecards, I'm so using this next time I argue with my boyfriend!

Mother-in-laws...hahah.

Too funny! Not meant toward my husband and my mother-in-law doesn't tell me how to handle my children. Just thought this was too funny!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Gotta love stupid trash talkers.

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

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