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This was how it felt taking a picture of 8 kids..

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

It makes me feel like I have to censor myself. I hate censorship. So fuck you and your lack of swearing!

swearing is a great stress reliever, especially if you have a high stress job. I don't mean swearing at people.I mean random words pouring from your mouth while in friends company!

That's way beyond 10!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I love this one

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

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If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with chefs. I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with people, I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

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Rottenecards - Ever have one of those days where literally everything pisses you off? Someone could be like Look at that rainbow, and I'd be all Fuck that shit!

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I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

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I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

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