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It's so fucking cold out I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident.I nippled someone's car.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Pj's by 7p

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

I wish I could roam free lol.

It's international women's day! Lets burn our bras! Just Kidding.my boobs are big and I need this.

My to-do list from today seems to consist of everything from my to-do list yesterday.

My to-do list from today seems to consist of everything from my to-do list yesterday. *sadly, this is true*

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Frienship

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. Thank you, for being the piss in my pants.

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

I'm glad we broke up...now I can tell everyone you fart during orgasm, and how you're a major queef-bag.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

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A great collection of Monday Image Quotes And Sayings. Monday Image Quotes helps us to wish the Day with some Inspirational Sayings which is Image Quotes About Monday.

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