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"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Yet another one of my life's core values.

It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

Ha!....by the way your house looks great.....I wish I could've helped you with it....I like your passion :) 00

Funny pictures about Brutally honest. Oh, and cool pics about Brutally honest. Also, Brutally honest.

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Do You Know What A Necessity Is?

LOL funny quote quotes black humor jokes joke Friday thanksgiving sale sales so-relatable

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Best Garage Sale Sign Ever! I'm so making this sign for my garage sale!

Ha! I'm so competitive when I play board games.

My family has been known to play board games until someone cries. :-P // If you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

@Annekah Tolley @Kylie Martinez @Savannah Elise @Liesel Rebekah-  yep. Sums up all of our sibling arguments.

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

Two kinds of people in this world

Two kinds of people- I am the second kind. Also, are there any careers where you don't have to wake up early?

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Fun: snelle internet verbinding als huwelijkstest

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are. - Whitney Cummings - so true

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I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

I don't use autocorrect, but this is funny.

Frankly Autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt… yep that's me right there

I went to this site and saw that the main ingredient is geranium, a comforting essential oil, followed by lavender and bergamot, both calming.  No wonder I love geranium & lavender! Spray the Bitch Away from Frankie and Myrrh on Storenvy

An aromatherapy spray/perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, frustrated or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist.

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