I never trusted the banana man << Oh my :,,,D Poor man, you are so suspicious without proof

no no no no, you don't understand...I was supposed to be THE HERO

this is my entire existence. I was supposed to be the HERO. It was supposed to be my TIME.

This would have never happen if the friend was a girl...cause she would talk about her 4 cats all the time.

My favourite cat story, so what your saying is, if i become a crazy cat lady, i should get identical looking cats

Literally the plot of xmen

Humans are lame why don't we have like wings/horns - Humans can't even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go - basically the plot of x-men - literally the plot of x-men


Animal crackers…

You eat them animal crackers girl! That cashier is pretty fricken awesome:)

I did something so similar! I was talking about the last period of class and said the last season of class!

said "episode" instead of "day". <<When I was talking to my mom about reading a book for school, I was trying to tell her that I had to read chapter and I accidentally said season 8 of the book. And that's when I knew.

How to keep class interesting.

I used to do this in high school and the kid next to me would laugh so hard that the teacher would ask what's funny.

I laughed way too hard for way too long I bet I have abs now

I laughed way too hard for way too long I bet I have abs now<< the sad thing is i can see this happening

Same it took me a minute to see what she meant by season I need FANGIRLING therapy

Same it took me a minute to see what she meant by season I need FANGIRLING therapy>>> I saw this joke before so I knew what it was talking about. but the first time I didn't understand it until the second time I saw it

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

There's 1000 memes out there about that

Other people feel this way too? I usually just cram into my purse and fix it later because I am an awkward human being. < same I just stuff it in the first pocket/bag I see the wonder why I find random bills and coins everywhere.

What if I just give every boy yellow roses

I would die if a guy ever gave me a white rose. Haven't they ever read hunger games? but, fun fact, the white rose represents true love, beyond death

"said" implies direct quote, while "was like" implies a general meaning.... I like it.

Please don't diss young people's language without trying to understand the nuances first. >bless whoever wrote this. I've been trying to explain "was like" to my mom for literally months