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Free, Encouragement Ecard: I basically only like people when they're funny, or when they leave me alone.

Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her. | Breakup Ecard

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You Play The Victim So Well. I'm Surprised You Don't Carry Around Your Own Body Chalk.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick. this goes out to those that can't shut the fuck up about themselves.

it's all fun and games until… your jeans don't fit anymore

It's all fun & games till. your jeans don't fit anymore. The fun & games ended 2 days ago 😳!

Exactly!

Why do all sarcastic and insensitive e-cards depict my life so perfectly. And hilarious.

You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.  Oh yes I do!!

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.

I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked.

Me, My Markers and Only 90′s Kids

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

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