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Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that. Text me

Betcha they are..

I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: I basically only like people when they're funny, or when they leave me alone.