Whhyyyy?!!

Rottenecards - My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sounds of me chewing cookies.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I am done trying to figure why Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently. lol! And in Kansas, the Arkansas River is pronounced just as it's spelled. When it reaches Arkansas, it's pronounced like that state is - Ar kan saw. Crazy.

"*cough* cause Arkansas was a french word for a Native American tribe and the French didn't pronounce the last 's'" THEN EXPLAIN KANSAS.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Bwah ha ha ha

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

I'm Living In a Drama-Free Bubble today!

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

What IS with that saying anyway.  But yes what she said!!!

Rottenecards - When a guy says Suck it! I say, Sorry, but small objects are a choking hazard.

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They say we should be eating more raw foods. That's all I needed to hear to whip up another batch of cookie dough. At our house, more raw cookie dough is eaten than cooked.

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