Reindeer Poop. Reindeer Poop Recipe 1 Package of malted milk balls, Milk Duds, or chocolate covered raisins 1 plastic baggie 1 reindeer poop poem Directions: Take candy and put into baggie. Attach poem. Another Poem: Santa checked his list not once, but twice And found you've been naughty, and not very nice. Since coal is expensive, here's the scoop - He's filled your stocking with reindeer poop!