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two trips are for pansies. This is me! I hate making 2 trips

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Here, have some wine. LOL

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

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Things girls want from guys: morning/goodnight texts. Pictures taken together.

Just had a Tupperware party this week.   They are 70yrs old this year.  Great product!  I really do try to eat what I store in it.  How very blessed we are!  Thank you, Jesus!

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

"Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control."  Bahahahaha!!!

fact Gotta do what you gotta do. bahahaha yes! Random collection of funny photos from around the world Pics) — Bajiroo.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

one of my favorite memes-I always turn down the radio when stuff gets real

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

When I say 'hang out' I really mean, 'smoke weed and have high sex together'.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I say 'hang out' I really mean, 'smoke weed and have high sex together'.

all day everyday...

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

LOL - This must be why it sometimes takes all day to get it done. Dance in every room where there's enough space I say!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

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