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My milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic, alcoholics with mommy issues to the yard.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: My milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic, alcoholics with mommy issues to the yard.

All men are assholes...and if you forget they will remind you.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Please excuse my messy house, but I actually have a life and a job.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.Love It!

Or the DOC! @Dana Curtis Curtis Derruisseaux

So true! this is to funny! Until you work in customer service answering phones, etc. because there are seriously some stupid questions out there, that make you wan tto give stupid answer!

Sorry, I hesitate to post w/ The F Word but I laughed right out loud in agreement!

That Jerk!

I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps stupid motherfucker every time.

Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole - A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes - Barbara Simmons - Author of: Admit It Your Child Is Having A Fucking Meltdown

Awesome Book Title Too Late Now. Your Child is an Asshole Awesome Book Title, Too Late Now. Your Child is an Asshole

Haha, F*ck You lol

Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

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