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I totally need this!

But mine should say curling iron. And the oven! Turn Off Your Straightener Door Mat / Area Rug Funny Door Mat, Clever Door Mat

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

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Can we skip school and college and go to the part where I become a princess? Haha what a beautiful dream

Actually it's me washing the dishes and Adam slowly putting his dirty dishes in the sink

That awkward moment when i'm doing dishes and my family slowly puts their dishes in the sink. All the time :)

I used 2 do that to my DNA sharing "sister" when we were kids..apparently I didn't do it enough !

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

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However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.

This is so true it's not even funny. Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience. I watch myself go from a 3 to a right in front of my mirror.

Text me anything else but K. I've been tempted to reply in this way to "K" and it's more annoying than one word texts, which annoy me. (And I'm not saying to text me any other letter by itself, either. Just type "OK" or "Okay" and be done with it. "K" just frustrates me and makes my heart think just a little less of you. Maybe it's because my ex would respond "K" a lot and I hated it so much because it told me he didn't have the time of day to actually type a real word.

My mom texts me just the letter "K" ALL the time! It makes me sooooo angry. So I'm gonna send that reply to her :D

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

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