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The feeling to play in traffic

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

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I wish my life had background music so I that I could understand what the hell was going on. That's life.

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Lol so me! Everybody says that i talk too fast so to all of those people who say that. Looks like u just can't think is fast as me lol

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Hormonal crazy pregnant me. The closer to baby, the less crazy placenta picking up hormone production

Child on the outside

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

True enough!

thank god i don't have to hunt for my food; I don't even know where tacos live.

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I still like making blanket forts and doodling on myself, why would I be ready to answer your question with anything other than "I want to be an author, actress, and traveler"?

Sooooo me!!!!

When I say "the other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.LOL, so true!


That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!