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Haha!! Right?!

Breakfast in bed is so romantic! Some people are so unappreciative.😂😂🤓 (this made me laugh out loud)

Epic

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

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Im not the type of person funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor yep this is me

My likely fate

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

I only have to say "really" about 5 times.

Sometimes I think i'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop Picture Quote

T-Rex arms!

Relatable Post it's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-rex arms

"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

I have to have these kinds of days so I can get through the rest of them.

I Am Doing Nothing

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Ohhh emmm geeee bahahha!

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

My head never stops

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

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Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

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