Scandinavia and the World - Denmark and Christiania love each other dearly but wont admit it. Scandinavia looks up to Sweden but pretends he doesn't and Norway doesn't even notice his son! And Finland doesn't care for children period.
Have a safe trip home. This was a way to get rid of unwanted guests in Iceland back in the day. Feed them poisonous shark that hadn't been fermented quite long enough, then send them stumbling in the direction of the nearest lava.