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I feel like that every time I have to change my work password - they forgot that it can't be a word you've used in the past year

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Free, Workplace Ecard: For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

basically.

My life

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

So true

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment when you've been away from your best friend forever, but the moment you reconnect its like you never left.

Lol can't hide ugly

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

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