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woot! woot!

Hey! You read this! Good on you!

Didn't run into anyone I knew today can wear the same outfit tomorrow - yup this is me

I think this was directed at me this morning.

Please do for your poor kids sake! I'm sure welfare will pay for your meds and a shrink or your much needed stay in the nut house.

With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara. I think this expression/scene was the ultimate Scarlett moment and really showed Vivien Leighs talent. In a second, she transformed from scared to THIS. Im a hot sexy bitch who doesnt care what you think.

Teach me the computer so I can internet.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Keeping your job is the new raise. Sad but seriously true!

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

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Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.... On how to be fabulous.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes. On how to be fabulous.

Woo Hooo

This is what I don't understand when I speak to parents and they're 'awwww I can't go out Friday night - bloody kids' - why did you have them then?

Nope.. Best you can do is cover that shit up in layers.. Layer it till it's "gone"... LOL

Bahahahahahaha this is waaayyyyyy to mean/funny

Oh yeah baby....so tired of the fat jokes and skinny pushers...sheesh..not everyone can be a size 0!

"Why is this on my healthy living motivation board? Because if you don't love the fat you, you won't love the slim you. You don't have to love the fat on your body, but you really should love YOU. ♥" very true.

this would be really funny if it wasn't my life... especially this week, haha. ;)

Funny Workplace Ecard: Some days, the best thing about my job is that my chair spins. hahahahah been there

stop me before I volunteer again

stop me before I volunteer again

Once my self-esteem is back to 100% you will be dead to me.

Once my self-esteem is back to 100% you will be dead to me.

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