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Friends

Friends

If a woman asks you a question it's better to tell her the truth because chances are she's asking because she already knows the answer.

Tell the truth when a woman asks a question

one sided friendships never work...it takes two. People misuse the term friends/bestfriends waaay too much these days!

Funny but not funny.Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

A lot of "independent single moms" are guilty.

Children+are+not+pawns.+Do+not+use+them as+weapons+in+your+petty+ immature+adult tantrums!

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

No problem! And while you do all the fun stuff , AND get government assistance, I'll try to move mountains with more children and LESS pay. But feel free to come in and tell me how I dislike your child when I won't put up with their antics! Oh and don't forget to tell everyone  you see how I don't know what I'm doing either! #daycarehumor

No problem! And while you do all the fun stuff , AND get government assistance, I'll try to move mountains with more children and LESS pay. But feel free to come in and tell me how I dislike your child when I won't put up with their antics! Oh and don't forget to tell everyone you see how I don't know what I'm doing either! #daycarehumor

Story of my life!

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Never laugh at your wife's choice .... you are one of them.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Never laugh at your wife's choice .

Youre so vain. You probably think this e card is about you.

I hate humidity. I always wanted to be the lion king.

Hahaha!! This reminds me of High School Toni when we picked on Mrs. Eaton our Homemeck teacher! Great memories...@ Inked Froggy ;)

I promise we're the sweetest and nicest girls you'll ever meet. Oh so so so true.

I hate glitter lol

I hate glitter lol

some ecards

Obama needs a colonoscopy! Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open.

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open. SO TRUE!

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Patronizing

As hard as it is.

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