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My Life has a Suberb Cast but I Cant Figure Out the Plot - Pinback Button - inch round

I would personally prefer Hans Zimmer's "The Kraken" from Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest. At 6:12, that should definitely be my official theme music.

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The real problem with reality is lack of background music. Think of it: As soon as the dark minor key music started, you'd know to start praying harder and WATCH OUT!

Get it right Santa.... OR I'm leaving you carrots and water!!!! Kisses!!

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Ive got a black belt in CrAzY!!

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Ive met them all

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Oh, and I make milk as well! ;)

I'm sarcastic. What's your superpower? - Humor me - Sarcasm Funnies

And if my husband had a British Accent I'd think he was twice as hot as he already is!

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

OMG this is the best thing I have ever seen! I work with a mosquito school  curriculum.

Art Wouldnt the world be a better place if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood - well better for everyone except for the gyms and plastic surgeons! smile-while-you-still-have-teeth

Sometimes, mommy cries, too. She's not having a 'real' nervous breakdown, she's just tired.

without sleep, we become tall two year olds (remember this during finals week!

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Outside: Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious. Inside: Happy Birthday Friend till the end.

Pretty Amazing

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

i think this a lot

Your face is fine but you'll have to put a bag over that personality Pinback button Being attractive is not everything -- sometimes the personality overcomes the best appearance Put

Okay i want to know who hasn't done this?

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

my best friend

"a friend will calm you down when you are angry. but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing, ‘someone’s gonna get it’

Haha!!!!  Cheryll..gotta love this one !!!

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard