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Cookie Monster Quote: "Today we will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie or maybe two cookies.

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Sometimes me thinks, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." The Cookie Monster elmo quote

A good philosophy for life.

Inspirational Cookie Monster - Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Right now it's Sons of Anarchy...

This was the summer of Dexter, Sons of Anarchy and the end of Breaking Bad. Now, kid 1 and hubby are on Prison Break.

If u come whitewater rafting with us @Mariah jk luv yah :P

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often. you can swim better after all.

Best Friend Memories: Real Friendship

Close friends are truly life's treasures. Sometimes they know is better than we know ourselves. With gentle honesty, they are there to guide and support us, to share our laughter and our tears. Their presence reminds us that we are never really alone.

Truer wisdom was never spoken ... http://www.JamesAZiegler.com

Truer wisdom was never spoken ... http://www.JamesAZiegler.com

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I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Funny Confession Ecard: Rather than go on a diet, I'm hoping to get some sort of horrible stomach ailment.

I'm one flu away from my goal weight. Sad but true how many times I've thought this!

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

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I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat

Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.

But...I just got up yesterday.

yep-- What the guys alarm clock says is the same time I wake up for school in the morning!

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