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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Im not sure how people get eaten by sharks.I mean how do you not hear the music?

I am good with discipline. I limit myself to one cup of coffee in the morning and one bottle of wine in the evening.

Funny Confession Ecard: I am good with discipline. I limit myself to one cup of coffee in the morning and one bottle of wine in the evening.

How to stop coughing

"If you have a bad cough take laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough." - YOUR ECARDS - so crued, but funny

Coffee haha

Funny Workplace Ecard: Do you see SPARK in my hand yet? So then why are you still talking?

Yes! Like those compact tampons, made to be discreet, yea right! Move the slightest with one in your pocket, "Excuse me miss, is that a diaper rustling around in your pants?!"

Can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here. - Just having a snack ignore the crinkling in the stall next to you

"Bless her heart" means fuck that bitch in Southern.

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In Texas, 'Bless her heart' means 'That bitch got problems.

Haha! Don't know why but this is always me. Better concentration on what you're trying to read in silence helps..weird, I know!

Ecard: Lowering the music when looking for a street address so I can see better. So true!

Because nothing says 'Happy Fourth of July' like eating cholesterol-soaked foods and watching shit blow up in the sky.

I would add bacon to this list- Most things can be improved with five things: cheese, BBQ sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing and chocolate.

Parmesan cheese

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

Fat friend problems ERICA!!!

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat. I'm not fat but when my skinny friends say this.

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