Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. (usually the people that you are talking to and you find out later they are smiling and nodding, but thinking liar.
This is so true that on the nights it isn't raining, I sleep to the sound of artificial rain. though it simply can not compare to the real thing. The best thing to fall asleep to is the sound of a raging thunderstorm.