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excuse the language, but this made me laugh so hard XD <<<this is literally me when I'm on my period.

nO<<<NO NONONONO I BLACKED THIS OUT OF MY MEMORY AND YOU BROUGHT IT…

I'm a proud member of the LGBThe FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage

Sammmmmme

Y E S // ps sorry for all the cacw/marvel pins tonight guys i got a flood of emotions with everything going on in the franchise right now // cold corndog, that's the best insult ever!

I aspire to have a relationship like this. If I'm not arguing with someone, I'm not fully happy.

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I aspire to have a relationship like this. If I'm not arguing with someone, I'm not fully happy.<<true very true lol

I laughed and then remembered I have to get mine pulled soon and yeah....

I laughed and then remembered I have to get mine pulled soon and yeah.<<< I already got my wisdom teeth pulled and it hurt like hell

My level of respect for this person is quite high

Once a boy told me to stop wearing hot pink lipstick because it makes boys not want to kiss me so I just pulled it out of my purse and applied more of it without breaking eye contact. Sass level: over

Oh god this is too funny i need more ppl trying to explain cheeky Nandos. Only british people will understand this.<<<WTF DOES THIS MEAN is British English another language entirely

17 Times Britain Confused The Hell Out Of Everyone On Tumblr

Americans Ask What A Cheeky Nandos Is And British People Are Having A Field Day -- archbishop of banterbury <-- I'm dying!

Lmao

Wowowowowowow bruh I threw up at orlando << I ate a churro there once << I saw a kid throw up by the churro stand.<<<<<I saw a kid watching another kid throw up by a churro stand

It would just say "no, you're not annoying" and "you look so cute"

You promise you wouldn't... but you f*cking did

All of the lies you've been told. Imagine reading through them, thinking to yourself "say, this isn't too bad." You're afraid to look at the name the quote is attached to.

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