Explore Single Mom Meme, Why Im Single, and more!

Whyy

Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesn't matter. You did NOT pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.

So much truth in this.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Omg! Haha I just laughed at loud at this!!

Funny pictures about Trying on bathing suits. Oh, and cool pics about Trying on bathing suits. Also, Trying on bathing suits.

Raise your hand if you've ever seriously considered retiring from teaching because you can't keep the annual acronym changes straight.

Raise your hand if you've ever seriously considered retiring from teaching because you can't keep the annual acronym changes straight. Amen and Amen.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.'

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick

Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.

"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

Lol...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Get Away From Me

Get Away From Me

Don't talk to me until coffee. "Just because I'm awake at doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

Pinterest
Search