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Free, Reminders Ecard: "She's three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket.

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

Okay, so I don't generally ever feel "skinny" but I can certainly relate to the biscuit can!

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

For my marriage ..I promise…ugh even tho I want a divorce so badly…can't wait for summer fun and the divorce hahaha

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I promise to do a better job of hiding how much you irritate me.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

I have these a lot!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm having one of those days where sounds, people's faces, and simply just being awake annoys me.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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