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i don't mean to sound like a dude, but it's been three days since we had sex. i'm having trouble concentrating.

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My life goal is to be that grandma with tattoos and crazy life stories.

I need to have as much wild sex as possible...

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When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like ... move over Beyonce. Mama's back.

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like . move over Beyonce. Mama's back. Totally how I feel when I go to work one day a week!

Do men talk themselves out of more sex than seduce their partner into it?

You do realize my vagina has an On/Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

Oh my poor husband. :)

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.

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I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.....

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I drink wine because i don't like to keep things bottled up

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