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¡Luuuneeeessss!

¡Luuuneeeessss!

¡Buenos días! Con humor la vida se lleva mejor ¿o no? 😁 #FelizJueves

¡Buenos días! Con humor la vida se lleva mejor ¿o no? 😁 #FelizJueves

Pinning this because it's so essential to a happy marriage. Laugh outside of the bedroom and you will laugh inside it. Enjoy one another outside the bedroom and it will likewise carry right over.

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Pinning this because it's so essential to a happy marriage. Laugh outside of the bedroom and you will laugh inside it.

Artist Shows That Putting Googly Eyes on Inanimate Objects Never Gets Old

If you think this world is going to hell in a handbasket, you've obviously never seen googly eyes on random inanimate objects

you get what your work not what you wish for ! -Motivational Quotes

you get what your work not what you wish for ! -Motivational Quotes

All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.

Always carry a knife with you just in case there's cheesecake or you meet someone who needs to be stabbed. Let's stick with the cheesecake.

ONLY IN TEXAS !!!

Texas is an "open carry, permit conceal carry" state, a fact that many texans revel in using their constitutional right to bear arms as a part of a well regulated militia

And children who don't cry are new souls << That or they're happy to carry on.

Jennyyyyy~ If dreams were a memory from a past life then I would have been a murderer who liked to rip ppls arms off. Too many dreams have included me doing those.

I have this battle all the time. I'm an avid reader who likes to have physical copies of books but I also realize that carrying a kindle/kindle app on my phone is a lot easier than carrying a physical book. So which is actually better?

Which is Better: Ebooks or Paper Books?

Oh my word. I just did this last night.

Oh my word. I just did this last night.-Laugh your Way through Motherhood - Funny Mom Life Quotes

"Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course? Each of us has such a bank, its name is time. Every morning, it credits you 86,400 seconds.  You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and health. The clock is running. Make the most of today."

Time Is Precious

Each of us has such a bank, its name is time. Every morning, it credits you seconds. You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest from it the utmost, happiness, and health. The clock is running. Make the most of today & your life.

Except only the very privileged feel entitled to sit the way they do at home in public, shared spaces at the expense of other people! Also, your balls don't require what is referred to as manspreading. Not unless they're the size of bowling balls. They aren't. If they were the condition would be visible. In which case, feel free to carry on as you travel to your doctor. Otherwise, assume your fellow passengers want more space & just keep yourself in your own damn seat.

Spread Legs Dilemma

Funny pictures about Spread Legs Dilemma. Oh, and cool pics about Spread Legs Dilemma. Also, Spread Legs Dilemma photos.

America’s Most Bizarre Laws:

America’s Most Bizarre Laws

America’s Most Bizarre Laws. But I love putting my ice cream in my back pocket! And violins in paper bags Silly, people.