While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!
My sis! I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
Some people call it "nagging". I call it, "just do what I freaking told you to do the first time". to my husband!
Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.
I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born.And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit. I'm pretty sure nothing truer has ever been said about me!