Actually, the wording wouldn't be "why can not you get me some ice cream". It would be "why can you not get me some ice cream". Just because a contraction is used does not mean that the word and not are next to each other.
I run my hand over the fresh bruise on my arm. "I must have a particularly clumsy soul mate. I get hurt so much it's ridiculous. My soul mate must hate me cause it's ridiculous how many bruises and cuts i get.
"I've always wondered what women do during their periods in certain stories." <---- Also, can we talk about how no one ever has to use the bathroom in books or movies?<<< They did in the hunger games. And Harry Potter.
*on a very sunny day, human sits in the sunniest place they can find sunbathing* Vampire: *standing ten feet away inside* BABE! BABE WHY? PLEASE TALK TO ME // holly shit I already found johndave fanfiction about it
MelodyJinx Luna: Does this mean that when the news talks about a percentage of an oncoming storm, its just a prediction of a ship war and if it happens some angel from the other fandom decided it was OK to cross THAT line. Thus its a ship war