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Dirty Minds they celrtainly make life interesting. Can't help but think of my Grandma Betty when I read this! You dirty bird!

Yep

My four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for this shit. I don't give a shit

OHH SNAP...I AM AN ACQUIRED TASTE ;)

I am an acquired taste. Don[']t like me? Acquire some taste!

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It's a beautiful day, I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit - yep!

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WTF. She's fired. On the other hand, I don't blame her.

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Better Yet, Fuck Off!!!

Fuck you. Fuck everything you believe. Fuck all the things you left behind. Fuck your stupid ideas. Fuck your new chapter. Fuck you.

@kalizzl

Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

too funny not to save, don't mind the b word ;)

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@Kelsey Powers  - This made me think of you!!! Sounds like something we'd say to each other..

I can feel the love! I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care bear? I'd fight fight one of those sonsabitches for you

It has definitely ALWAYS been that way....lol

I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” …. “What the hell, let’s see what happens” Make your life EXCITING and live FREELY!

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i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.