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Let's start off with a basic lesson, which is illustrated here:

once a pretty girl complimented my supernatural shirt and i just started mumbling attempting to form coherent sentences and she asked if everything was okay and i blurted out "my people skills are rusty" and kind of just squeaked as she laughed and hugged me and said "nice reference! you're too cute" and walked away. i diEd.

pretty girls are menaces to society! in fact, one of them is probably reading this RIGHT NOW- i bet I'm right, aren't i>> one time a pretty girl complimented my shirt and I was smiling like an idiot for five minutes straight

This grandmotherly moment: | 22 Times Lesbians Totally Had The Last Laugh

22 Times Lesbians Totally Had The Last Laugh

22 Times Lesbians Totally Had The Last Laugh - Aww I bet she was plenty beautiful and worthwhile!

I am gonna name my daughter lizard

I am gonna name my daughter lizard

This terribly awesome future parent. Actually I have a little sorta cousin we call Lizard.

Those who forget history are bound to repeat it. | 19 Flawless Pieces Of Sex Advice From Tumblr

19 Flawless Pieces Of Sex Advice From Tumblr

HAHa

People who just want you to eat right.shut up and eat your gays.

These thoughts that you won’t be able to un-think. | 21 Times Tumblr Got Really Awkward About Sex

21 Times Tumblr Got Really Awkward About Sex

"Sexting is so weird, I did it once and the guy was getting really into it and I was eating a pack of Doritos and playing Final Fantasy.

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