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I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

I can think of one person that I was warned about and didn't listen and lost other friends because of the lies that she started... Oh well other ones were stupid and karma us coming

I can think of one person that I was warned about and didnt listen and lost other friends because of the lies that she started. Oh well other ones were stupid and karma us coming

Best fairweather friends forever.

Free, Friendship Ecard: Not too many people like us when we hang out together.but they're just mad they can't be this awesome

Who are you trying to convince? Yourself? Me? Him?

Funny Reminders Ecard: Well, if it really is true, then you wouldn't be trying so hard to prove it's true.the truth proves itself.

I would rather be brutality honest and have a few real friends than be a two-faced back-staber and have many fake friends.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I would rather be brutality honest and have a few real friends than be a two-faced back-staber and have many fake friends.

Pahahaahhaa Norma all the way!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

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25 Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

In a long distance relationship and need some more funny in life? Here are 25 genuinely funny long distance relationship quotes to brighten your day.

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There’s a certain asshole who is in charge of the PTA’s money at my kids school. I don’t know who in the hell thought that would be a good idea. He can’t even handle his own money. I’d never consider being on the PTA with D.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Look I found your knife... It was stuck in MY BACK, but I got it out and I'm sure you'll need it again real soon!

Look I found your knife. It was stuck in MY BACK, but I got it out and I'm sure you'll need it again real soon! Damn those back stabbers lol

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