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No Issues Today. I'm in my awesome bubble and you're not allowed inside. Wish I COULD say this today. Too many people in my bubble today.

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

"She's really nice once you get to know her..." Pretty sure this is how my friends describe me...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Aka you are the original reason I am on medication

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

That S, Happy Halloween

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

i love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person.  #someecards

Sisters, am I right? Totally not just a sister thing my husband and I do this all the time SD

Mimosas in the morning

My new favorite:Funny Family Ecard: If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! I have some friends who resemble this! LOL so true! My mom except boxed wine haha

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