If I'm going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes, I'm going to take half . it's called a Candy Tax. OR why my kids never had any Snickers in their trick or treat bags
If only, right?
Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!
ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!
I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!
fold button on my dryer, someecards
My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween
In celebration of all things mom-ish (because: Mother& Day) we have collected all of our favourite Mom Memes from the internet.
You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm