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Truuue!

If I'm going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes, I'm going to take half . it's called a Candy Tax. OR why my kids never had any Snickers in their trick or treat bags

Hahahaha

If only, right?

this sign needed in preschools o_O

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

this must be why things never get finished at my house

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

Discover and share Being A Mom Quotes Funny. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

Illustrates how frustrating sassy back talk can be.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

I sooooo felt like this at swim lessons....and after seeing this, I now also feel validated. So thank you, anonymous creator.

I love my children.I love my children.I love my children.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Hilarious Ecards | funny someecards, bacon wrapped media (1) | Bacon Wrapped Media

fold button on my dryer, someecards

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My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween

LOL

In celebration of all things mom-ish (because: Mother& Day) we have collected all of our favourite Mom Memes from the internet.

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one.

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

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