This is terrible but still made me laugh : P Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: Once my self-esteem is back to you will be dead to me.: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and he didn't get you pregnant.
Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: My Ex? Yeah I'd still hit that . with a bus.: I apologize for the crushing disappointment that you'll feel while dating every girl after me. That's probably going to suck!
Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: I'm sorry our relationship was nothing a bottle of wine and a Miranda Lambert album couldn't get me over.: Going back to your ex is like taking a shower and then putting your dirty underwear back on.