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This is terrible but still made me laugh : P Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: Once my self-esteem is back to you will be dead to me.: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and he didn't get you pregnant.

I'll be here!

I will be here. I doubt it would happen, but I will be waiting.

I'm pissed. Let's go buy shit.

lets go buy shit. I'm sad. lets go buy shit. its not just when I'm pissed.

Is your marriage in Phase II? Vikki Claflin shares some humorously great advice today on how to play fair during this roller-coaster type phase  and keep your love alive. :) #humor #marriage

Rules of Engagement. 8 Ways to Keep the Love Alive

Is your marriage in Phase II? Vikki Claflin shares some humorously great advice today on how to play fair during this roller-coaster type phase and keep your love alive.

Girlfriends are good at sending you these kind of inspirational e-cards after having your heart ripped out of your chest. Women logic. Love to love men and love to hate them too.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, it's just a ton of shit you don't need.

I actually did this once. It freaked my brother out when he tried to connect to my wifi.  bahaha

Stop it attention seeker! ugh so true!

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

I can't wait to have kids. I'll finally have a valid excuse for why I built a fort and why we have "coloring time" every day...

Time to build a fort!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. funny

i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

Fatty e-card: curves vs rolls

Here's to having a great friend by your side as you loose your shit. Because going crazy alone is just not as much fun.

To my sweet sisters!

Is There a Best Time of Day to Poop?  http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/poop-schedule?cid=NL_WHDD_-_032916_BestTimeofDaytoPoop

Is There a Best Time of Day to Poop?

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're the kind of friend whose house I could poop at.

Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

satisfying

Funny Breakup Ecard: You know, the most satisfying part of a breakup is the moment you see your ex with a girl uglier than you.

Case of the Ex | Musings of an Heteroclite

Case of the Ex

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you. This just made me smile, haha.

casual friday

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

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