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Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Free and Funny News Ecard: Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying,

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

100 million sperm... And you were the fastest??? :)

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

helloouuu!

Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: No seriously. Don't mistake my perky phone voice for actually liking you. I get paid to be nice to jerk wads like you.

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Happens every time

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word Fuck like a comma

thats them...lol #gottalovethemtho

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

LMAO! SO me, I love this!

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor

Mother fuckers.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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