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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Here's to having a great friend by your side as you loose your shit. Because going crazy alone is just not as much fun.

If you want me to go running with you, I'm going to need some motivation...Like a clown chasing us with a bloody knife and margaritas at the finish line.

Like a clown chasing us with a bloody knife and margaritas at the finish line.

Boy do I know one. That bitch is crazy, psycho and every word out of her mouth is a lie. The funniest part is how much shit her friends talk about her and know shes lying but they dont confront her so she just keeps on going lol

Funny Confession Ecard: As I think of your presence, I find you shady, useless as fuck, and a compulsive liar. I smile because I try to pretend you aren't the scum of the earth.makes me think of, I pretend no such thing.

I miss my BFF.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Haha yep

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

♡ true!

Pretty much sums it up, except I don't like Starbucks or wine and girls nights are annoying haha

this. this describes my tuesday.

Funny Confession Ecard: I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

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