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Change cupcakes to doughnuts and you have my exact job. Oh the wonders of being a night auditor in a hotel!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

forget the coffee, I'll take water if i could just be "politely ignored"!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

this is true

30-Day House Cleaning Challenge: Project #12-14 Update

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Free, Breakup Ecard: Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Aka you are the original reason I am on medication

Highly appropriate for this broken foot of mine. LOL. Luckily there's pintrest!

This is pretty much the forecast for every single Sunday, no matter how hard I try to make plans and convince myself to be productive

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

i know a few people who could make CEO status because of thier amazing management potential!

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

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