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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was going to suggest you quit acting stupid.then I realized you're likely not acting. Carry on. I'll watch from a distance.

I've met some real pricks in my time...

I've met some real pricks in my life, but you sir are a fucking giant cactus

LOL this is me for sure, I just hate putting gas in the cars. even though i have the $

LOL this is me for sure, I just hate putting gas in the cars. Played that game just today!

Literally 80% of the people I've ever met have said this to me at some point.  Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Herron well Dawn since you have short people problems, I have tall people problems.

Do penguins have knees, though? This question has caused me to stay up all night before. Seriously. Haha

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

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High School Reunions.... Because You Can't Hug A Friend on Facebook

So true, this is the dumbest quote in history! People who use it deserve a punch in the face and to shut up!

Good idea!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

If you're funny, you're automatically 79% more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Yeah just how I feel, if a person cross me u will get a taste of my wrath

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