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Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

why does it have to say lazy girl problem, how about busy mom problem. lol  ok... maybe im a little lazy. And then when I put it on, I just pretend it's supposed to be wrinkled ;)

So True! why does it have to say lazy girl problem, how about busy mom problem. maybe im a little lazy. And then when I put it on, I just pretend it's supposed to be wrinkled ;

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: In case you didn't hear the look I just gave you, SHUT UP.

I amuse myself everyday...and laugh even harder when the tight wads around me don't 'get it'.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then Im like, No. Im good.

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

Breaking Up and Moving On Quotes : Harsh, but so so true. You don't need a immature douche, you need a real man. - Hall Of Quotes

ahahahahahahahahahahahha. i will NEVER look at it the same way again!

A better way to say it…

Funny Friendship Ecard: Whenever someone says 'I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart', all I hear is 'I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart'.

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