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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year" I bet you've thought of this at least once!

Car vs. Tree Branch.  Guess which one won?  Fuck that shit!

wtf: " fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"

I Tried To Be Normal Once, Worst Two Minutes Of My Life

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

this. is. so. us.

A quietman is a thinking man. A quiet women is usually mad. And if the man would think a little louder and speak to hiS women while thinkinggg out loudddd.he is Then the man, that should think about his women first.

Selective Participation - preferably lying on my bed with food !! :-P haha

Workout t-shirt - Lazy is such and ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. - Because I don't have to do ALL the body every single day.

LOL

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

fUSION Anomalog.

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late ! Its Too Late Baby. You Are Stuck !

#truth

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

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This might be a little more true than it should!!

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#LastMinute #Vintage #Inspiration https://www.tsu.co/MyMyMyAtlanta

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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Hahaha Hell Yes I'm Sure This Is True!!

I think my guardian angel drinks.ha ha, Idon't think I have a guardian angel, but if I did she'd probably drink.

Hahahahhaha we would be so screwed

At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads

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