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Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

I'm trilingual; who knew.

"I am proficient in 3 languages--English, Sarcasm, and Profanity." Your eCards

Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow. So, there's that.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow.

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, Homie.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, Homie.

It's a bird, it's a plane...No wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Its a bird, its a plane. No wait, its the flying fuck I dont give.

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Rude. The people that did this are obviously not in college.. Let me teach you proper use of punctuation, and grammar. With my non white, financial aid, dead beat education.

Funny College Ecard: Another year of no Financial Aid. Thats what you get when your white, parents are still married, and your dad actually .

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a bottle of Tito's Vodka instead of a milk carton. This way my friends will know I am truly missing.

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a bottle of Tito's Vodka instead of a milk carton. This way my friends will know I am truly missing.

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