This was definitely true at my grandparents' house. My grandma cooked for an army and she always made some type of cake with 1 inch of frosting or more. The desert could send you into a diabetic coma. Love, love, love my grandma.
I think this all the time. Try going in pitch black with a picher of water, a flashlight, and a bowl. As you pour the water in to the bowl shine the flashlight across the water. It will move sightly with the light.
when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder