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WOAH OKAY CALM DOWN and yes, i would like some drugs, do you have any kit-kats?

[sleep over host voice] no dad, stop trying to sell weed to my friends << sharing mainly for that comment

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cannibals-insomnia: “ I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet. that’s animal abuse” No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them. “cats are carnivores.

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Ahahaha well, dead serious because they took the game dead serious

My middle school English teacher told us he did this (he was going to be a psychologist before he wanted to be a teacher) and the entire class felt so bad for his old students and then it dawned on us. WE COULD BE NEXT.

My middle school English teacher told us he did this (he was going to be a psychologist before he wanted to be a teacher) and the entire class felt so bad for his old students and then it dawned on us.

I needed to read this lol I want to strive to be that dairy Queen employee

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So I was using the bathroom and I needed to pee, but I couldn't. So I thought in my head, "Pee, come on! I know urine there!" I wound up laughing so hard that I peed.

SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS

We have the right to bear arms though and that should not be taken away. Make it "the right to bear and bare arms"

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